oh, awk.
didn't expect to see you here.
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something
when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong
So this happened on Graham Norton and I felt that the gifs needed to happen
Yes.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish
One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate
you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish
Two types of people.
Stop please
it may seem like i’m always online
and that’s because i am
the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
